Wednesday, November 18, 2009

OMG- Kristen Stewart Anti Twitter

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Anti Twitter Celeb of the Day- Kristen Stewart

Who She is- Not really that cute teen vampire movie starlet

Why Shes Famous- She played the not really that cute female lead in the movie twilight.

Why she hates twitter- "[The paparazzi] find out where I am from the Internet — from twitter man!” Kristen tells Dazed and Confused magazine. “Anyone who wants to know where I am at any given time just has to go on Twitter, it’s so ridiculous!"

That is so ridiculous. Cmon paparazzi.

Why I hate Twilight- Not sure. The acting reminded me of the Gilmore Girls, and the special affects were right out of 1987. Maybe my heart is still with the lost boys, more specifically the Two Coreys, Haim and Feldman, who gave us one of the best vampire movies of all time.

But I have to sit thru movies like Twilight for my wife, because she sits thru movies with Jason Statham for me. Give and Take!


Hot twitter feud: Spencer Pratt and Al Roker

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Biggest Twitter Feud yet? Al Roker and Spencer Pratt!

Nothing like a non celebrity and a weatherman going at it, to generate some good d-list twitter buzz. Spencer Pratt and his opaque beard were pretty harsh in some tweets to Al, who has apparently embarrassed Heidi an Spencer on Good Morning Today(show name error intentional) for being non-celebrity celebrities or something like that.

Spence Tweeted:
-I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?
-you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?

That is pretty harsh. However it cant hurt all that much coming from Pratt who's celebrity only dwarfs someone who has appeared on one season of real world road rules challenge.

Obama Twitter is fake

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Quick anti twitter post for the day!

Obama doesnt twitter according to an LA Times blog. Nice!

"More than 2.6 million people follow President Obama on Twitter -- or so they thought. The president told a youth audience in Shanghai on Sunday that he has never used Twitter."

Fear not twitter nerds, you have been following his advisors who twitter on his behalf.

Doogies Neil Patrick Harris on Twitter

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Doogie just joined twitter.

One of the stars of my favorite sitcoms, How I met your mother just started tweeting(which is lame, I know). If you don't watch how I met your mother, it is the new friends, according to myself, and 2 other people that I know.

He revealed his go to picture pose on twitter, which may catch on like the zoolander pose in scottsdale (if you dont know what I mean, check out thedirty.com).

Twitter Feuds - Hot Celebrity on Celebrity Action

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Eminem and star of MTVs hit show Wild'n Out (Wilding out) recently feuded (out) on twitter. This is the biggest celeb twitter feud yet. They should settle this like real celebs and see who can get the most followers(ashton, britney). More on this exciting story here.

Em's Mariah lyrics:
Mariah whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch!/You see I never really asked for much/I can’t imagine what’s going through your mind after such/A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk/Luis Miguel—Nick Cannon better back the fuck/Up, I’m not playin’, I want her back, you punk/This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk/Mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk/Zapp and Eric Clapton, Shaft, Frank Zappa, crunk/And yeah baby i want another crack at ya/You can beat me with any spatula that you want/I mean I really want you bad, you c*nt/Nick you had your fun, i’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk/Man I could use a fresh batch of blood/So prepare your vernacular for Dracula acupunct…

Nick Cannon, star of Roll Bounce responded:
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!

People still say wack? I was seriously under the impression it was Wac, and should only be used when following the word Wiggidy.
 

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