10 signs you are a twitterholic/twitter addict and off the cuff comments about them in Italics (because they are written by a twitterer, which means normal people wont understand them really):
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1. All of your friends’ names start with @
I don't really get why twitter names start with @. @ is for email. However, if you really have actual friends who you know only on twitter, then you clearly needed twitter, and that makes me feel good for you.
2. You know what a tweet is and don’t snicker
I know what a tweet is and snicker loudly, then started a blog about people who don't. Which is lamer- you be the judge?
3. Your tweeted while your wife gave birth
and no one paid any attention!
4. Your tweeted while giving birth
I wouldnt want to touch that phone- handywipes STAT
5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner
This makes me not want to have kids. I cant imagine having to buy a 6 year old a cel phone, let alone having to get online to talk to them.
6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you
my mom just learned to text. She might figure out twitter in 30 years or so
7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone
Ive seen peoples email boxes cluttered with twitter updates. you are really checking that often? how is Xmas in dorksville?
8. Your sign your work email, @wonky
Twitter should be banned at work, like myspace before it. At least on myspace there is pictures. And that is often why people don't get jobs.
9. You don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you
Since no one responds to you, you arent really checking email.
10. You name your newborn @babygirl1
How will they tell the difference at school between her and @babygirl2, @babygirl69, @babygirl2009
Brought to you by Todd R Jordan
1. All of your friends’ names start with @
I don't really get why twitter names start with @. @ is for email. However, if you really have actual friends who you know only on twitter, then you clearly needed twitter, and that makes me feel good for you.
2. You know what a tweet is and don’t snicker
I know what a tweet is and snicker loudly, then started a blog about people who don't. Which is lamer- you be the judge?
3. Your tweeted while your wife gave birth
and no one paid any attention!
4. Your tweeted while giving birth
I wouldnt want to touch that phone- handywipes STAT
5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner
This makes me not want to have kids. I cant imagine having to buy a 6 year old a cel phone, let alone having to get online to talk to them.
6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you
my mom just learned to text. She might figure out twitter in 30 years or so
7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone
Ive seen peoples email boxes cluttered with twitter updates. you are really checking that often? how is Xmas in dorksville?
8. Your sign your work email, @wonky
Twitter should be banned at work, like myspace before it. At least on myspace there is pictures. And that is often why people don't get jobs.
9. You don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you
Since no one responds to you, you arent really checking email.
10. You name your newborn @babygirl1
How will they tell the difference at school between her and @babygirl2, @babygirl69, @babygirl2009
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1 Response to "10 Signs You are a TwitterHolic - Twitter Addict"Hi, I wrote this Facebook note a couple days ago... http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=96291388229
Starting tonight I will be tweeting for one week, nonstop, to demonstrate the pointlessness of Twitter. at http://www.twitter.com/ryanbalton
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