Would twitter pay me to become "I LOVE TWITTER"

Attention Twitter:

I will completely sell out for the right price. What is that price? TBD.

For that price, I will begin posting blogs about how much I love twitter on a daily basis. They will be really, really postitive posts. I will also create a twitter account for myself which will be the most exciting, witty and creative twitter account ever which will feature thoughts about my day, and attract followers at an unreal rate.

Puh-syke (or maybe I would)

UPDATED: I will also sell twitter t-shirts, if someone can find me a good t shirt affiliate program that sells twitter stuff.