Maybe I like twitter....Beyonce doesnt like twitter

Beyonce is one of my least favorite celebrities, coming in at number three behind Celine Dion, and Sandra Bullock, and just ahead of Cameron Diaz at four. The fact that Beyonce and I have something common is frightening, however slightly less frightening than the night when I had the "put a ring on it" song stuck in my head. I think I can move on and continue building my anti-twitter army with Beyonce on my team.

I have decided that if Celine and Sandra come out against twitter, or say they don't get it, that I will have to immediately begin twittering/tweeting/posting stupid hilarioius messages.

Beyonce officially doesnt get twitter, which I hope means that everyone can share my hatred and misunderstanding of the Notorious TWIT. I get twitter, I just really don't get why anyone would want to do it. So maybe I don't get it, or maybe you are just twitarded.

Beyonce went on to say, "My sister is the Twitter queen. She told me about the twittering," explained Beyonce. "But I don't get it". Beyonce blames not getting twitter on getting old. This may be the case, but as I learned from the last geeky online advertising conference I attended, and the fact that many of my friends tweet, Twitter can attract all ages, races, nationalities to the downfall of human communication and interaction.

Now the fact that Beyonce doesnt like Youtube is beyond me. OK, so people film your concerts, and put them on the net. But where else, can you find videos of a drugged up kid after the dentist, people giving their interpretation of historical events after drinking, various will ferrell shorts, or the average everyday normal guy. Youtube is awesome.

Updated: Celine Dion has a twitter account . All is right with the world.