Kutcher wins Twitter race- Why Use Twitter

I can sleep again. Kutcher cooler than CNN. I also found this nice little tidbit:

Why would I want to use twitter? My God, it's so simple. From Twitter's site:

Why? Because even basic updates are meaningful to family members, friends, or colleagues—especially when they’re timely.
Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.
Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.
Partying? Your friends may want to join you.

Cue Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc

I thought it was funny that they would even have a "why" page on their site, but even more funny that they could explain it in 4 sentances. Apparently it is so brilliant, because it is so simple.