Can it get any better? Brittney throws hat in the ring

Now its Ashton vs. CNN vs. Brittney. Who will have twitter supremecy? Who gives a rat's wazzoo? Apparently ABC news, and thousands of twittermaniacs all over the world.

Now there is prizes involved for the millionth twitterer, free tickets to a concert, "Im a loser" t-shirts. I can't wait to see how this one turns out. If only there was a site to track something so momentous(link coming soon)

Quote from Kutcher:
"I just realized I have … 842,550 people that are following my Twitter feed, which is kind of scary to me now," he said. "Like I didn't realize that there were that many people following. That's kind of crazy."

KEY WORDS- SCARY, CRAZY

Translation:
I have millions of dollars and lots of time on my hands. When I am bored, and because people are obsessed with celebrities I post little messages to them. It is amazing how many nerds there are in the world who care. I will continue to post stupid little messages in hopes that I my next movie makes hundreds of millions of dollars. I am also ridiculously good looking and no matter what I do with my hair, or what I wear, I look awesome.